Sunday, January 11, 2004
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Life in Japan: A Review.

Life is Japan is seen as a bliss to many people who only see the cute lil japanese girls and the great cars and such. But this is not that case. Japan is actually quite a hellhole. Here, I'll give you the Pros and Cons of the whole Tokyo, Japan thing.

Pros.
- Japan has some kickass cars. The Skyline R34, Newest Evo Lancers, Racing class RX-7's. Plus the cars aren't that expensive cause they are all produced their so thats one big plus.
- If you like schoolgirls in short skirts, Japan is a nice play to visit. They girls' uniforms all consist of a little skirt, even the winter. Makes em look slutty though. *Tobias disagrees with the previous comment.
- If can drink, I mean you like it and really fucking can drink, then Japan is a nice place to stay. Be ready to hit up shots of sake with sapporo though. It's all good!
- The techonology is Japan is fucking amazing, especially their cell phones. Their cellphones function as many other devices including: camera, photo album, music jukebox, gps, atlas, phone directory, web browser, subway map and directions, organizer and finally a phone even.

Cons
- You must get to work on time or lose your job.
- You must drink with the boss every night in order to get raises.
- You get come very late at night.
- The suicide rate in Japan is extremely high due to the high stress factors.
- The houses are fucking small, take your room and cut it in half then half again then take off 2 square feet off that.
- Japanese people are racist. More than the racist here, cause its expected there.
- They can't speak english, you gotta learn jap, which is more complicated than french or spanish.
- The Yakuza was own on your white ass.

Have Fun!

Stephen at 3:13 AM