Sleep Deprivation

Saturday, August 14, 2004
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Buy one get one for the same amount you paid for for the first one.
Shipping extremely low priced. *EXTREME!*

Get some sleepyones gear now, while the child labored items are still being manufactured by a third world child in Mongolia. Our great store, which can be accessed by the easy-to-see-and-click link on the left, hold a large variety of sleepyones items. Want a sleepyones sticker? We've got em! Want to get a little more hardcore and buy a sleepyones thong, as our very own member Matt Amos has? We've got em. All under one site and for the lowest prices those fast child hands can help maintain. Here are some reasons to purchase our merchandise-

1. It's FREE, except for Shipping and Handling which can be viewed under "Price" & "Shipping and Handling"

2. Only the finest crappy materials are used in the making of our items.

3. The logo infringes on major copyright laws held by whoever has the patent to "Vash The Stampede."

4. Photoshop isn't free, so please help me pay for my copy, even though its pirated.

5. Be the first one on your block, in your city, hell, be the first buyer of sleepyones gear! Even I don't have one, and I created them!

6. The Communists don't want you to buy sleepyones gear! Support Democracy, show those North Koreans/Cubans/Radical Chinese who's boss!

7. You know all that money is just going to wittle away as change that you lose anyways

8. Matt has testicular cancer and some very severe VD's. Please, purhase some merchandise. Merchandise will not fund the health of Matt in any way.

9. Watch the japanese movie "Battle Royale."

10. Do not not buy sleeyones merchandise.

11. Pay with credit card and absolutely jack shit will occur!

12. Tim watches too much Love Hina!

13. He's straight!

14. Really!

15. Sleepyones gear makes you look older, cooler, more sophisticad, more wealthy, more mature, more unique, more apart from the crowd, more asian, more white, more pacific islander, more black, more gangsta, and more preppy in just 5 doses with simple street corner cocaine. Cocaine not included but can be ordered seperately. For information please inquire for "Tobias Chen."

This message is not intended to accuse or state that cafepress.com or any of its affliated use the method of child labor or any relevant work method to produce its products. This message is only propoganda for the PR. China. which will dominate the 2004 Olympics @ Athens, where the Olympic flame died in less than a day. Damn, sure covered my ass.

Stephen at 2:16 AM


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